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Arenas forced to drop “Black President” nickname

from Serious Sports News Network on January 28th, 2009

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With Barack Obama's Tuesday inauguration as America's first African-American president, Washington Wizards guard Gilbert Arenas has had to come to some tough realizations. "All of a sudden, nobody will call me Black President anymore, and Antawn told me it's because there's a real Black President now," Arenas ... [Read on ->]

Kurt Warner regularly thanks God for Matt Leinart sucking

from Serious Sports News Network on January 27th, 2009

TAMPA, FL -- As a successful man of faith, Arizona Cardinals quarterback Kurt Warner has often found himself giving thanks to his creator for the many good things that have come his way. These days Warner often finds his thoughts turning to his backup – former USC Trojan star Matt Leinart ... [Read on ->]

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